2 hours ago
Alice in Wonderland necklace with bow and “drink me” bottle $16.00
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Alice in Wonderland necklace with bow and “drink me” bottle $16.00
Buy here at Unexpected Expectancy on Etsy
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3 days ago
I let my emotions get the best of me. I just uh..I cared too much, I guess.
I was thinking with my lady parts.
I was walking and I felt something icky.
I thought there was going to be chocolate.
I don’t even remember!
I’m wearing a new bra and it closes in the front, so it popped open and it threw me off.
All I want to do is have babies.
Are you single?
I’m just like, going through something right now.
I guess when my life feels incomplete, I want to shoot someone.
This would not happen if I had a penis!
What? [puts on lip gloss]
Bitches be crazy.
I’m good at tolerating pain.
I’m bad at math, and I’m stupid.Parks and Recreation 2x10 - Hunting Trip
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I don’t think we are a delicate country. And I don’t think we’re a fragile country. I think that we’re an incredibly tenacious [one]. The whole fabric of this country was born of people who came from a place they didn’t want to be to a place they wanted to be, to do whatever they had to do to make that. And that ethos still lives in this country.
The idea that trying Khalid Sheik Mohammed in New York will destroy us, or trying to bring universal health care to people will destroy us, or trying to solve the problem of global warming will destroy us is trumped up fear that’s being used as a wedge to flatter people into voting for them. And it is absolutely not a part of our national character. The people who continually tell me how much they love this country and I don’t… also say how little this country can accomplish to overcome the problems that all countries face.
»Jon Stewart has ruined me for other men.
Jon Stewart
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